Score: 9

"That sucked so much it was good."

submission: Tricky Madness 2

date: December 22, 2006

Yeah, I dunno. On the one hand, it was offensive to most of my senses. The sound was a bit irritating, the seizure-like movements hurt my eyes, special effects left a lot to be desired, there was no plot, but because (not in spite of) the utterly random nature of the creation, it was humorous.
Well played.

Score: 9

"Oh sweet jesus, this game kicks ass."

submission: Robots Attack

date: March 25, 2006

No, really, I love it.
I'm just wondering, is there an upper limit to the game? I mean, does the game ever end? Do powerups ever stop working?
Just curious.

Score: 2

"Sucks, dude."

submission: The Greatest Attempt

date: March 8, 2006

It's a giant green "N", and an ass-key. Whoopee. Throw a freaking party or something. Jeebus...
Here's an idea, when we hit 395,000, make a flash that is something better than this. You'll have 5,000 submissions time to make it not suck. Sit on your ass for 4,999 submissions, then go. Whabam. Not too freakin' difficult, folks.

Score: 9

"Frickin' hilarious, dude."

submission: Zelda: Majora's Mock

date: November 12, 2005

"See, it's funny 'cause you thought Kafei was the impostor..."
"And where the hell do you get live ammo in a medieval fantasy game?"

Score: 10

"Best game EVER."

submission: Madness interactive

date: October 23, 2005

If you're even in a bad mood and need to lash out at something, play this game. It will not disappoint.

Score: 2

"i no u r confused!1 lol!!11!"

submission: sheep are so dumb

date: October 22, 2005

Seriously, learn to spell, learn to credit websites you take pictures off of, learn that the guy saying "optical ilLUsions" is really irritating, learn how to make buttons to move forward in a timely fashion, and learn to spell.

Score: 8

"Nooo! Not tha TITTAYS!!</irish accent>"

submission: Halloween Hoopla

date: October 21, 2005

Yeah, I'm all for freaking out little kids. Bonus points if you get them to run away screaming. The bonus, of course, is more candy for you.
Heh...

Score: 10

"That was bitchin'."

submission: BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods

date: October 17, 2005

To the EXTREME!!
No, but it was one of the best animations I've seen in a long, long time.
Favorite lines:

"That's okay, I like boobies." "Good point."

"Ha, you fail at archaeology!"

"Hey, listen... um...... YOU HAVE AWESOME TITTIES!"

"We took it while you were unconscious." "Crafty bastards!"

All in all, comedic gold.
#3? C'mon, please?

Score: 3

"Your math LOSES."

submission: Math Adventure

date: October 9, 2005

Example: -7rt(4rt+5su)=-28(r^2)(t^2) - 35rstu
Also, -35rstu = -35rtsu, -35urst, etc.
ORDER MATTERS NOT. And some answers make no sense. At all.
Like a k became an m around question seven. Anyway, make sure your math is accurate. And actually challenging. This is just INCORRECT distributing.
Blam.

Score: 10

"OMG! You no kill clown! Clown kills you!"

submission: Madness Depredation

date: October 5, 2005

I think my review needs no more description than that. For the entire series. <_<